Peter came back to school today all chatty. Mr. Disclosure announces to the class that he’s got a bracelet on his ankle, a GPS device that tracks his movement 24/7 and is permanent till parole removes it. The device alerts his agent when Peter is in a “bad’ neighborhood. So he tells us he was at a crack house when his GPS device starting buzzing and vibrating. That means he is supposed to call his agent immediately. When the group he was with heard this they scrambled, yelling, “The police are coming!” Peter says the house emptied out and everyone left their rock cocaine. He says he just swept it all up and went on his way. Someone asks, “So the device they strapped to your ankle to prevent you from doing drugs actually helped you get a bunch of crack?” “Yep,” he says and goes back to reading. Now I know why Peter’s on restriction at the rehab. He tested dirty for a lot of cocaine.
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